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orcas:

What if Pokemon used to be real but Noah forgot to put them on the arc

(via hate)

lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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(via rain-force)

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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(via happiest)


16 year old child:  mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan

Straight parents:  you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.

Baby boy:  *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*

Straight parents:  oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(via heart)

pureeia:

You want to be thin and you want to be pretty, but then there’s pizza

(via asian)

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

(via frickin)

4thofjulys:

"Americans are being so annoy-"

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(via guy)

darkminho:

checking your phone in the middle of the night

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(via trust)

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