What if Pokemon used to be real but Noah forgot to put them on the arc
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.
16 year old child:
mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
*stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
You want to be thin and you want to be pretty, but then there’s pizza
Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed
"Americans are being so annoy-"
checking your phone in the middle of the night